I apparently have just two moods at work: Just Peachy and Just Frigin’ Peachy. One is pleasant; the other involves some sort of calming beverage and my iPod.

JARED-ISMs (noun) def: 1) Things that Jared says which induce perplexed looks on his co-workers faces 2) A mini-blog per day for a week to keep Jared sane during interviews.